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So crude oil prices are falling toward $10 a barrel. You're outgrowing that Navigator. The neighbors have just bought a new Hummer. The obvious solution: the Kenworth Pilgrimage. This fictional Satirical Utility Vehicle can be found on the Ultimate Poseur Sport Utility page on the Internet. It's the ultimate move-up vehicle. It fits under most bridge underpasses; is the first SUV to be rated in gallons per mile by the EPA; can seat 20 ("go ahead, take the whole soccer team"); can tow your camper, yacht and a trailer-load of frozen pizzas; all yours for $200,000 ($100,000 for a truck chassis and $100,000 standard SUV markup). If you want more details check it out at http://poseur.4x4.org.