Attention used-car salespeople: Curb your enthusiasm

I'm starting to wonder if men actually drive. If they do, they never trade in their vehicles.

This occurs to me as my wife comments on the sales pitch we hear over and over again as we tour the used-car lots. Every car we look at is "lady-driven."

Says my wife, with her admirable flair for sarcasm: "And women NEVER drive over curbs."

For the record: Those are her words.